Fireball, while satisfying, is an overused spell.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

Fireball, while satisfying, is an overused spell. Try mixing things up by casting these equally devastating spells:

• Reply Guy Swarm
• Banish to Walmart
• Ever Pending Sneeze
• Imposter Syndrome
• Oscillating Tinnitus

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad
• Ambiguous Headache
• Itch Inside Ski Boot
• Intermittent Heisenbug
• Daily Car Commute
• Half-Remembered Tune Stuck in Head
• Aggro-Cheerful Holiday Song
• Prepetually Interrupted Sentence
• Unstartable Urgent Task
• “Days/Daze” Pun
• Pervasive Mold
• Election

[ashedryden@xoxo.zone]

@inthehands @catsalad
- an event being coined *acolypse or *gate when it doesn’t rise to either of those levels
- weird random stabbing pain in your boob
- brownout on the hottest day of the year
- a fully formed human telling you they weren’t even born during an event you mention

[daswarkeinhuhn@netzkae.se]

@[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected]
- spinach smile

[emc2@indieweb.social]

@Ashedryden @inthehands @catsalad

I'm still not over the intern who hadn't been born yet when Sept. 11th happened.

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

@daswarkeinhuhn @Ashedryden @catsalad
• Spinach in Unreachable Molar Gap

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

@emc2 @Ashedryden @catsalad

Ask me about teaching college

[ashedryden@xoxo.zone]

@inthehands @daswarkeinhuhn @catsalad
- popcorn shrapnel in a molar gap

[inthehands@hachyderm.io]

@Ashedryden @daswarkeinhuhn @catsalad nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

(with optional “slips below the gumline” powerup)