Affordable Doctors in the USA

[jaymesrs@literature.cafe]

I hereby further submit to you that "Dr" Pepper is in fact not a real doctor.

Sure, Right… what’s your next claim, that Captain Crunch isn’t really a senior commissioned officer in the navy‽‽

[queermunist@lemmy.ml]

Third from the right - are they allowed to call their soda "Real Dr."?

[i_fart_glitter@lemmy.world]

Ahem.. It’s Cap’N if you please. And he is here to crunchatize you.

[iheartcheese@lemmy.world]

I dig your interrobangs

[jaymesrs@literature.cafe]

Ugh. I didn’t catch that autocorrect changed it and made the joke worse.

[jaymesrs@literature.cafe]

I like them so much I made a keyboard shortcut to replace them if I type “??!!”.

[mkwt@lemmy.world]

I've been to the official museum in the old bottling plant in Waco, and no, there never was a real doctor.

[nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl]

This gave me heavy Nuka Cola vibes for some reason.

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

"I've been feeling under the weather for a while, so I went down to the Food Club to see Dr Wow. Turns out that my body is critically low on cherry cola!“

[gari_9812@lemmy.world]

Found my chiropractor

[gari_9812@lemmy.world]

And my psychologist

[rothaine@lemm.ee]

Walmart had a vending machine that would give you Dr Thunder for a quarter and I thought that was amazing

[numuruzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

https://yelp.to/-x58QvO6E2

[the_tab_key@lemmy.world]

I used to watch Dr Becker. I liked the blind guy.

[lupo@lemmy.world]

I am sad to report that I've only had 4 of these.

[realitista@lemm.ee]

I'm a little shocked that there's this much market for Dr. Pepper knock offs.

[teft@lemmy.world]

Second row, second from the right:

[prex@aussie.zone]

How did you type "??!!"?

[jaymesrs@literature.cafe]

That’s easy, I just type “??!!”… then it changes it to “‽”.

[captainlezbian@lemmy.world]

Hell, I've never even been in charge of a boat with more than 3 people on it