Those Apple Intelligence adverts keep getting worse.
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Those Apple Intelligence adverts keep getting worse.
Terrible wife forgets husband’s birthday or whatever, despite his children making meaningful gifts for him.
She goes over to the other room to tell her phone to make a slideshow, then hands her phone to him.
DIVORCE THAT WOMAN AND TAKE THE KIDS.
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“This Christmas, outsource your love of family to Apple Intelligence.”
Alternatively: “Apple Intelligence: when you really don’t give a fuck about your spouse”
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Sure, I’m fairly against much of the current LLM stuff for ethical reasons, as well as quality/industry knock-on effects, but holy balls there are better ways of marketing a feature than ‘Be a terrible person using our thing’
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John Wilker 👨🏽💻replied to CM Harrington last edited by
@octothorpe I expect so little from Apple anymore.
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CM Harringtonreplied to John Wilker 👨🏽💻 last edited by
@jwilker perhaps counterintuitively, I still 10000% expect the best from them every time.
Am I constantly disappointed? Yes.
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John Wilker 👨🏽💻replied to CM Harrington last edited by
@octothorpe I think i just gave up faster.
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CM Harringtonreplied to John Wilker 👨🏽💻 last edited by
@jwilker totally fair. Evidence says *I’m* the idiot here.
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@octothorpe Under the circumstances I’m not sure it’s wise for her to hand over her unlocked phone.
Also: This is a new feature? My phone makes slide shows all the time without me asking.
Also also: Did they not see the scathing article going around about the person who got an AI-generated greeting from a “friend”?
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@troublewithwords Yeah, I consider my phone to be a highly personal device. No one just ‘gets to see my phone’. That said, I do know *a lot* of couples who share passwords and such. That’s insane to me — other than in emergency EOL kinda situations.
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@octothorpe Each relationship is different. My partner and I trust each other, so we don’t need each other’s passwords.
On the other hand, the kid and his girlfriend have each other’s passwords as a sign of trust.
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@troublewithwords yeaaaah, nope. I’m in your group. Husband doesn’t get passwords (not like it would matter now). I don’t need to see what freaky foot shit you’re into by accident.
