Hurricanes never bother downtown Alpena, Michigan
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Hurricanes never bother downtown Alpena, Michigan
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@jalefkowit That's what the residents of Asheville thought.
You just wait. One of these days the Mississippi River will flood on an unprecedented scale, then a 200mph hurricane will hit Texas, and though it'll weaken across land, there will be so much warm standing water to fuel it that it will reach Michigan while retaining hurricane status.
Funny thing is, 25 years ago I would have thought such a hypothetical to be completely asinine. Now, it's actually within the realm of possibility.
On the plus side, if you did prepare for hurricanes, you'd be prepared for most blizzards too, so I guess that's a win?
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@allenstenhaus I was just making a joke, man. I am not predicting eternal sunshine in downtown Alpena, Michigan
