the problem with youth slang… if I ask my minor mutuals "what the fuck is a gyatt rizzler" they tell me "go back to bed grandma" despite the fact I’m about 5 years older than them ​​

[varimbehphen@transfem.social]

@nobody @puppygirlhornypost2 21 is baby. How is that supposed to count as being an adult? You haven't even finished growing your brain at that point!

[puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social]

@varimbehphen @nobody you’re saying this thing gets bigger

[nobody@transfem.social]

@puppygirlhornypost2 @varimbehphen I will put you over my knee young lady!!!!

[hijabicatgirl@brain.worm.pink]

@puppygirlhornypost2 @nobody @varimbehphen

Yes, but it starts shrinking when you hit your 40s.

[varimbehphen@transfem.social]

@[email protected] @[email protected] @[email protected] That's okay, there's too many wrinkles in there anyway. Small, smooth and aerodynamic, that's the way to go.

[nobody@transfem.social]

@varimbehphen @[email protected] @[email protected] idk if that’s right…. That seems problematic… I think the wrinkles are where the smart is stored….

[varimbehphen@transfem.social]

@nobody @[email protected] @[email protected] That is where the smart and think is stored, but I don't see where the problem is. ​​

[puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social]

@nobody @varimbehphen Please ​​

[nobody@transfem.social]

@varimbehphen @[email protected] @[email protected] that’s so awful!!!!

[varimbehphen@transfem.social]

@nobody @[email protected] @[email protected] Listen.
No thinks = NO SADS
No thoughts, head empty ​​

[nobody@transfem.social]

@varimbehphen @[email protected] @[email protected] might be on to something

[varimbehphen@transfem.social]

@nobody @[email protected] @[email protected]
Listen, I'm not saying that I want a nice giant Affini lady to adopt me and implant me and drug me into thoughtless bliss and wait a minute, no, I absolutely am saying that.

[nobody@transfem.social]

@varimbehphen @[email protected] @[email protected] am I the only person here who hasn’t read HDG???

[varimbehphen@transfem.social]

@nobody @[email protected] @[email protected] I have only read the slightest little taste of it but that is enough to know that this is the future catbotgirlthings want.

[cesena@transfem.social]

@varimbehphen @nobody @[email protected] @[email protected]
I've only read the original story, but that was more than enough for it take root in my brain

[nobody@transfem.social]

@Cesena @varimbehphen @[email protected] @[email protected] I’ve gleaned enough from what people say about to understand your pun….

[cesena@transfem.social]

@nobody @varimbehphen @[email protected] @[email protected]
tbh I didn't even mean to make one

[varimbehphen@transfem.social]

@Cesena @nobody @[email protected] @[email protected] That's just how deep it's in your subconscious, it happens without you meaning to.

[cesena@transfem.social]

@varimbehphen @nobody @[email protected] @[email protected]
And this is why I need a giant plant mommy to take care of me.

[hijabicatgirl@brain.worm.pink]

@Cesena @nobody @puppygirlhornypost2 @varimbehphen

I wrote an erotica story like that a few years ago...