My friend just got two new guinea pigs and called them Xerxes and Typhlosion.

[velveteen@labyrinth.zone]

My friend just got two new guinea pigs and called them Xerxes and Typhlosion.

[velveteen@labyrinth.zone]

Not really she called them ham and cheese but I had you for a second didn't I? I did didn't I? Yeah I did.

[len0w0thinkbad@labyrinth.zone]

@Velveteen it's all well and good giving smoll pets matching names until you're left with Laurel and Squeak

[velveteen@labyrinth.zone]

@Len0w0ThinkBad Fish and Cushion

[len0w0thinkbad@labyrinth.zone]

@Velveteen wait what's the matching name for cushion

[velveteen@labyrinth.zone]

@Len0w0ThinkBad Pin. It's from a Mitchell and Webb sketch where two comedian duos, "Fish and Chip" and "Pin and Cushion" break up and get together with each other to form "Chip and Pin" and "Fish and Cushion".

[len0w0thinkbad@labyrinth.zone]

@Velveteen that's the most 2007 joke I've ever heard

[puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social]

@[email protected] @[email protected] yeah, go back to sleep grandma

[len0w0thinkbad@labyrinth.zone]

@puppygirlhornypost2 @Velveteen amber aren't all three of us like the same age

[puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social]

@[email protected] @[email protected] dentures drop out ​​