It's kind of disappointing that The Onion isn't going to sell InfoWars-branded onion supplements.

[riley@toot.cat]

It's kind of disappointing that The Onion isn't going to sell InfoWars-branded onion supplements.

[evehaswords@toot.cat]

@riley Puts TOR logo stickers on containers of dehydrated onion flakes and sells at 1000% markup

Alex Jones voice: Onion Supplement with Garlic booster

[riley@toot.cat]

@EveHasWords Fried onion flakes is a readily available cooking ingredient here in Germany, FWIW.

[evehaswords@toot.cat]

@riley I think we (the U.S.) have those too but, I think for maximum grift, they should be the most boring dehydrated onions possible. 🧅

[riley@toot.cat]

@EveHasWords The ones made of styrofoam and covered with caramellised HFCS for colour!