If two presidents meet for a duel, do their secret service teams just brawl eachother?

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If two presidents meet for a duel, do their secret service teams just brawl eachother?

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@ShadowJonathan
First I imagine some insane situation where you have politicians training up their secret service teams, like fucking gladiators, making all these rules about what is and isn't allowed in a proper dual, then creating a whole league around getting their secret service teams to beat each other up.

Then I imagined a pretty awesome video game in which you train up your secret service team to fight the other one, and at the end of the fight, once the secret service team is down, you get to walk up to the other player and start beating up their candidate while your secret service team holds them down.