Can you imagine how good Smurfs must taste when Gargamel can't decide whether to eat them or turn them into gold?

[flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Maybe cooking them is also a massive hassle?

He had a cauldron, sure, but I imagine preparing Smurf meat is meticulous with their tiny bones. Maybe turning them into gold was less of a hassle.

[eleventhhour@lemmy.world]

Cookery or alchemy, my point remains the same. I just think it’s possible that there is more involved in the calculus than we’re aware of.

[xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org]

„Šmoulové“ in Czech

[bitjunkie@lemmy.world]

There was a Robot Chicken sketch addressing this

[thegiantkorean@lemmy.world]

Thanks, I'll have to find that

[lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network]

Myeahh I'll take gold.

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[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

I don't get it ... Gargamel created Smurfette, right? So he's capable of making Smurfs. Why the fuck doesn't he make his own god damn Smurfs to eat and turn into gold? Is he stupid?

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

I mean yes, he is stupid. But I don't know that's why he doesn't make more Smurfs.

[akrenion@slrpnk.net]

That explains it. My vegan friends love bees but consider it ethical enough to eat their products as they have an apiary at home.