the amount of slop saying "wait till the end" is too damn high

[masterbaexunn@lemmy.world]

Does blocking count as engagement? It would absolutely not surprise me if it does.

[daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Watch this list, number 6 will surprise you!!!

Doctors finds that the new food that is causing cancer to everyone who eats is... (Article title cuts here, answer is nowhere to be found in the article title, introduction or conclusion).

[some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org]

"I took a picture of myself making a crazy face and pointing at an object! Will this be the engagement trap I hope it is?!"

Betteridge's law

[niktemadur@lemmy.world]

Engage once, to never engage again with that particular clickbait tripe channel.

[chefdano3@lemm.ee]

"wanna see something cool?!"
No.

[xatolos@reddthat.com]

I don't know.... Wait till the end of this one

[silasmariner@programming.dev]

Instructions unclear. Dick stuck in cumulonimbus

[corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca]

till

If they could spell the word properly, that'd be great.

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

I prefer "til" myself

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

I do this at work, because people gloss over details on really IMO emails that can affect them.

But I say exactly what it is.

Like in Slack, I go "Woah number 6 really said that our healthcare will now be decided by a d20". And then watch the conversation unravel.

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

People are sharing content from there to other places too.

I saw that shit on LinkedIn.

[brbposting@sh.itjust.works]

You’re attacking protected commentary! How could they steal views without le reaction overlays?!

[brbposting@sh.itjust.works]

[pyre@lemmy.world]

except that's for something like a 15 minute ad break while the caption is for a 15 second video that's already started

[stalinwolf@lemmy.ca]

I often see reels with an annoying guy pretending to be shocked by connections and Easter eggs in Disney films. It cuts back to him every few seconds to show him squinting his eyes inquisitively, making eye contact with the viewer, or rubbing his chin in thought. I hate it so much.

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

I don't understand what those tiktoks have to do with the text.
None of those tiktoks have clickbait titles or tags or anything. They're just silly fun videos.

[periodicallypedantic@lemmy.ca]

I'm a man of culture, i see Tiktok, I open Tiktok

[zeffsyde@lemmy.world]

To be fair, to a 15 year old 28 is old as hell.

[aesthelete@lemmy.world]

It's like having to wait through an ad on Duolingo except without the reward.

[lovablesidekick@lemmy.world]

also "game changer"