I need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake again

[ceenote@lemmy.world]

It's tough for us midwesterners to do that.

[balderdash9@lemmy.zip]

It is known

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Can confirm. 42 and fussy. And my face is fuzzy too.

[petrescatraian@libranet.de]

@late_night what vehicle? My train's leaving, gotta go, bye!

[lurch@sh.itjust.works]

it's taxi time

[__ghost__@lemmy.ml]

Gonna have to find a tractor on uber

[methisguy@feddit.nl]

Just say you gotta shit on the front porch, then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.

[zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev]

That does usually prevent future invites, too.

[caveman8000@lemmy.world]

Show up late so you can leave early.

[lurch@sh.itjust.works]

self driving tractors are a thing

[pixelscript@lemm.ee]

and they're expensive as fuck.

like not even including the tractor itself, just the self-driving attachments alone, plus the subscription fee to use them...

[zwiebel@feddit.org]

10k for this one
https://emeraldbayagdynamics.squarespace.com/store/p/fjdat1autosteersystem

[iowagneiss@midwest.social]

But then I have to pay and care for a dog. I'll just not put myself in either situation.

[varyingexpertise@feddit.org]

Neighbors' dog that you're taking care of for the week¹ works as well.

¹ no actual neighbors' dog required