It's unnatural

[motorcade93@sh.itjust.works]

Real men never go between the cheeks.

[lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Some people think I'm stupid just because I tend to say stupid stuff. Turns out I actually know things

[jacklsauce@lemmy.world]

Missed chance to order the logos as a "POX" among us

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

I see what you're saying

And it's correct

But

A lot of people also long for the relative simplicity and predictability of peasant life.

What is the entirety of the cottagecore aesthetic if not a longing for that? (well, that and a hint of racism but y'know y'know y'know)

[lepoisson@lemmy.world]

Someone needs to inform wikipedia of their mistake...

Knight (chess) - Wikipedia

(en.wikipedia.org)

[casmael@lemm.ee]

I see The Captain is having a good day 🫡

[kautau@lemmy.world]

[sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org]

Born to be the tribe's nightwatch.

Forced to wake up a 5 AM because my company's HQ is in a different timezone than me.

[kraftpudding@lemmy.world]

Born to die at the age of 4 of a cold.

[boozilla@sh.itjust.works]

I am interpreting the top half as play fantasy games all day and not actually live in olden times.

[omegalemmy@discuss.online]

Can't wait for the day full dive gear is invented to I can live a life time in a fantasy world as a cool fuckinj knight

[lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Wikipedia is full of libtard bigots. Even Musk hates them, that's how biased they are.

[azertyfun@sh.itjust.works]

One of these literally shows a dead soldier in a field of flowers so, yeah.

It's idle longing. I could give up my career, move to a deeply rural area, and break my back doing menial jobs until I die of health complications at 64. I won't, but it's nice to long for the imagined simplicity sometimes y'know?

See also:

[monkdervierte@lemmy.ml]

Pretty sure you aren't born to battle to a senseless death for a greedy overlord. You're born to exhaustion hunt prey and gather seeds and roots

[ultragigagigantic@lemmy.ml]

[sit@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

O know it’s a mem, but: conveniently leaving out the part that results in the last picture

[amon@lemmy.world]

Just people dying in the moment?

[ikidd@lemmy.world]

Naw, me and 63 of my closest friends are going to kill this massive hairy thing and eat the good parts, then kill another one. They can't run out, can they?