Me waiting for the first real shit of 2025

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Anyone have a bingo card ready?

[smackemwittadic@lemmy.world]

May it be a brown year for us all!

[birch@sh.itjust.works]

Well, that didn't take long

[willy@sh.itjust.works]

Look at all the class traitors standing around on bourbon street.

[biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works]

Amen brother, I'll piss to that

[willy@sh.itjust.works]

look at all those class traitors standing around. it would be a real shame if someone plowed through them too

[ataridump@lemmy.world]

Just wished they used more pixels

[twobeesan@lemmy.world]

Hello fellow shitters

[zementid@feddit.nl]

Last year it was that train derailment with a chemical catastrophe "like chemical Chernobyl"... or was this 2023???

[willy@sh.itjust.works]

and more than 256 colors

[jim3692@discuss.online]

I got pooped by a bird just 5 hours after 2025 came

[the_tab_key@lemmy.world]

Must have been a big bird to poop a live human.

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

I wouldn't consider that a "real shit", as it doesn't really seem to have that large of an effect.

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

First shit of the year for me

[chocrates@lemmy.world]

It happened 7 hours ago, give it time to blow up.

[nonfuinoncuro@lemm.ee]

best doctor imho

[snowclone@lemmy.world]

Lines are drawn, the players against the line, now we find out who is man... and who is dead.

[snowclone@lemmy.world]

Mine are all different levels of ''now women have to report their period to the government'' ''now I have to have a special seperate ID while people don't have to or I'll be stripped of my citizenship and deported to a county I'm not from and have never been to'' and ''more police use robot dogs to plant evidence''

[anomnom@sh.itjust.works]

Either way they’re full of shit.

[semi_hemi_demigod@lemmy.world]

Remember the Australian wildfires? That was some real shit from 2020.

Glad nothing else happened that year.