RIP, never!

[greenknight23@lemmy.world]

hey, he's not dead! he's thinking while in the casket.

suicide is no laughing matter being buried alive as a way to end your life isn't a joke!

won't anybody think about the poor grave keepers that have to dig you out to rescue you?!

/s

[enkers@sh.itjust.works]

It's kinda ironic that you have to drive slower because you're half blind, which will end up in the trucknuts enjoyer being slowed as well.

[hammocks4all@lemmy.ml]

Some guy was doing that to me when I was driving on a mountain. The asshole made me run over a marmot. I was so sad. I couldn’t brake or turn anywhere.

[plantdadmanguy@lemmy.world]

RIP Harambarmot. Sweet rodent prince

[flax_vert@feddit.uk]

People who disrespect funeral cortèges should be shot

[artyom@lemm.ee]

B site on T side be like.

[seasm0ke@lemmy.world]

Just had a truck do this to me in a drive thru. The cashier told me 'your face is like glowing so bright from that cars lights' so I cocked my head a little and playfully said BE NOT AFRAID with a little smirk and she didnt even chuckle lmfao kill me.

[skulblaka@sh.itjust.works]

If he drives that mountain with any regularity there's a high chance that truck is upside down in a ravine by now

[jackfrostncola@lemmy.world]

You may not be able to while driving but if you have a passenger have them guide your rear-vision mirror to reflect their lights back at their face.

[the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works]

She couldn't cuz she was blown away by how cool you were I'm blushing way over here

[seasm0ke@lemmy.world]

AW shucks pardner. I was much less cool afterward cause I repositioned all my mirrors to point back at the truck in a pitiful attempt to save face... My face, specifically.