Is there nothing sacred in this forsaken world anymore?

[cm0002@lemmy.world]

Pretty much

[db2@lemmy.world]

They're owned by Nestlé. Fuck Nestlé.

[gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

So not only are they frozen in the middle, now they're soggy everywhere else too?

[moops@lemmy.world]

I just experienced this. The box said they'd be just as good. They were not just as good.

[gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world]

Ugh, my son loves these too. Another product/company to boycott!

[skyezopen@lemmy.world]

Look, if you have to eat a hot pocket, at least bake it in a toaster oven or air fryer to crisp it up and even it out. If you insist on using the microwave, bagel bites are superior because they heat more evenly and stay very soft.

[db2@lemmy.world]

A kindred spirit.

Hot Pockets (But Better)

Flavors like pepperoni pizza and ham and cheese are replicable... but the humble hot pocket is going to get a full remodel. Can we defeat this childhood favorite (is it even a childhood favorite?) and just absolutely slam-dunk these flavors? INGREDIENTS:Dough needed: • 1x batch my puff pastry or 2 boxes puff pastry.Pepperoni Pizza Filling: • 3 oz (85g) guanciale, Diced • 5 cloves garlic, rough chopped • 1 6-oz (170g)can tomato paste • 2 teaspoons (8g) sugar • Water to loosen • 1 tablespoon (5g)

Joshua Weissman (www.joshuaweissman.com)

[sandrabollocks@lemmy.world]

im glad its gone. i can now eat my blazing hot lava pocket of processed pseudo-nutrients the way the pilgrims intended.

[sleepmode@lemmy.world]

The knockoffs still have the sleeves. I use the toaster oven anyway.

[anexerciseinfalling@programming.dev]

Oh no those look really good

Thank you

[ourkaos@lemmy.today]

Air fryer FTW