The classic cycle

[tomodera@lemmy.world]

Exactly, right? They want dead flakes, not live one's, so they keep us as cattle on carpets, not consume us wholesale. That's like being afraid of vultures if you're healthy.

[zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev]

Omnomnom

[quentincallaghan@sopuli.xyz]

Sounds like a good horror movie plot.

[illi@lemm.ee]

Whether we wanted it or not, we entered war with Roombas on Earth.

[crimsonmishaps@lemmy.world]

RIP Lance Reddick

[sbv@sh.itjust.works]

But why does she leave?

[lath@lemmy.world]

Proportionally, most dust within a building is the building itself shedding on the inside.

[chilledpeppers@lemmy.world]

And most dust is actually walls decaying, not skin. Why would there be dust in abandoned buildings otherwise?

[tin@feddit.uk]

Hang on a minute, are there any roombas here today?

[zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev]

Please clear main brushes.

Er, I meant "Nope"

[skyezopen@lemmy.world]

The buildings are made of skin.

[byteonbikes@slrpnk.net]

My Roomba can barely return to its base and gets stuck on my rug. I help my little bro out. This is a symbiotic relationship.

[the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.world]

You will be consumed last.

[disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world]

So let’s get to taking out their sharing stations one by one.

[southsamurai@sh.itjust.works]

See, there's your problem. Picking partners up irl. I'm at half chub from this, you should be online looking for love

[makingwork@lemmy.ca]

So what you're saying is you meet girls that are not your mom?! And consistently?

Legend!