Root post for #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

"now watch as i dominate this girl's will" is an incredible localization near-miss, that is just in the uncanny valley of "things that are syntactically and semantically valid but not things that would ever be said exactly like that" #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

couldn't even get the voice actor to pretend like that limberger cheese joke worked #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

WHAT does that "as an amazon, you're the greatest" line mean. #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

the tall woman chopped the short guy into the room..? and then fought the people that were in the room? is anyone on anyone's side or what are they doing? #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

#timestamp to clip the three-dude pileup #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

this fucking movie is so fucking good i can't even keep up with all the awesome things that keep happening #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

yes yes yes tee up another 10 minute long wrestling scene please please please. we are only 30 minutes in and there have already been like 40 movies #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

for the love of fuck the injection i am laughing myself silly #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

i am literally deceased with the serial injecting #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

choosing to direct it with the voiceover from the mind controlling guy sometimes also being treated as her having said what he's saying by the people in the scene is that triple-layer dubbing where the voice actor might as well not matter anymore #Monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

man does anyone have any clue what is going on #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

i really need to get into the gym with the homies i don't think we could erupt into an all-against-all brawl like this #Monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

bro just swore on his ancient Chinese stereotype #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

not one thing that was just said in that reading of the poster is ok to say #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

"we have our secret weapons, like pressure holds, and we can punch them too if we need to" this DIALOGUE #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

ok perfect. we are at the halfway point, another 10 minute long wrestling scene and we have the second half of the movie to get into some mummy shit. perfectly paced #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

the immediate instinct to go after the ref when they are trying to call a KO is how you can tell its real #Monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

the tall woman is a weapon she is just dominant #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

on the other hand you can see how really big size mismatches can be a disadvantage where the shorter woman can just scramble out of all the holds. it's one of the reasons why wrestling without punching is an interesting sport #monsterdon

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

hahahhahahaha the fucking knockout by jangling someone around on your back for a second is the best win of all time, she really earned it #monsterdon