Here's a headline:
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Here's a headline:
"Gatwick train cancelled after squirrels board and 'refuse to leave'"
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Riley S. Faelanreplied to Colin the Mathmo last edited by
@ColinTheMathmo The squirrels did nothing wrong. Whoever cancelled the train made a very poor decision, and hassled hundreds of people for no reason.
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Colin the Mathmoreplied to Riley S. Faelan last edited by
@riley According to the article they didn't have tickets ...
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Riley S. Faelanreplied to Colin the Mathmo last edited by
@ColinTheMathmo Not a good reason to stop the train and delay everybody.
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@ColinTheMathmo @riley there's your problem - fare evasion! In America we deal with this by having the transit cops shoot the squirrel fare-evaders, and any nearby civilians as well. Problem solved!
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@oddhack How do you know the squirrels were even old enough to need tickets?
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Colin the Mathmoreplied to Riley S. Faelan last edited by
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Riley S. Faelanreplied to Colin the Mathmo last edited by
@ColinTheMathmo Well, aren't they short enough to obviously fall under the age limit? @oddhack
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