I'm looking at a company hiring for techs to work on neat aerospace projects.
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@sl1 I suspect this is a move being pulled by recruiters. they get paid by how many people they get hired, not if those people are happy and stay
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THE FBI!? in what world would I work for the FBfuckingI?
They delayed my wedding, tried to get me fired, and once mentioned my old 4chan username in a federal trial!
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heh. "AI HW design verification"
I don't want to work for an AI company but I could technically do that one.
Every time they send me a design, I confirm if there's still AI in it, and if so, I fail the verification for that design -
Another company is hiring for web dev stuff, and the "submit job application" PHP file is throwing 500 internal errors.
they DEFINITELY need a web developer
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maybe it was a mistake to embed EICAR and some actually live DOS viruses into my resume
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@foone silly foone. That's how you get interesting dates, not jobs /j
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@sludgegirl what, don't you bring your resume to dates too?
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this job application site has added "check all your pronouns" to their applying process. They left out a major one (it/its), but they do let you enter custom pronouns.
Sadly they limit it to 41 characters, so I can't stick the entirety of Doom in there. Again.
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my resume should play doom. I should fix that
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@foone I'm reminded of a recruitment round in my first post-BA job, 30 years ago, where we got a couple of CVs on floppies, as executable code.
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@darkling I always bring my resume on floppy disk to any job interview, but usually it's just a boring PDF.
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@foone I think you can embed JavaScript in a PDF?
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