my name is `adduser`

[robey@messydesk.social]

my name is `adduser`
and my brother's `useradd`
one of us is good
and one of us is bad!

which of us is which?
there is no way to know
we change names sometimes
to keep you on your toes!

[dusk@todon.eu]

@robey

i like big butts and i cannot lie.
my brother likes small butts
and cannot tell the truth.

each of us guards a door.
one leads to an anaconda that is sprung,
the other to certain death

Stolen from @[email protected]

#humor