Just told somebody that I saw a "cake sized cake".

[spytfyre@mastodon.scot]

@emsquared
The cake is a LIE!
Democrats control the cake!
Chem trails are cake!
JFKake!
Martin Luther Kake
MalCAKEolm X
Area 50cake
10 Cakemandments
I'm getting more shit as I go on.
Shitcake

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@spytfyre I think shit
cake and MalCAKEolm X are my faves there.

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@ada oooh.. I'm thinking tesseract cake now.

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@JackTheCat What?. My ability to think? Duh. Cognitive decline R Us.

[ada@beige.party]

@emsquared
If you don't eat the exterior cake, would you be able to tell what the inner cake is?

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@ada Can I fill up on the multi dimensional cake layers? I bloody hope so

[ada@beige.party]

@emsquared
It might under-bake and has a soggy bottom.

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@ada Nobody wants a soggy bottom.

[kats@chaosfem.tw]

@emsquared I'm almost disappointed that it wasn't a large cake the size of a small cake.

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@KatS I know. Very ordinary. I'd prefer a Tardis cake too (bigger on the inside).