More fireworks. Give me strength.Still , probably the brightest light I've seen today.#Glasgow
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Em-squaredreplied to Spytfyre last edited by [email protected]
@spytfyre It's a curious modern tradition. I'd really rather spend the money on cake whilst shouting "I'm eating some cake.Woooo".
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@renegaderich @emsquared They're going off down here in North Yorkshire too. Did I miss something?
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RenegadeRichreplied to Laserdisc Turtle (Ewan) last edited by
@LaserdiscTurtle @emsquared Happy There-Are-Now-Fireworks-In-The-Shops-And-Shitebags-Are-Buying-Them-Mas
(a working title)
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@renegaderich These sound like sensible policies for a better world (i'd also add people who are rude and snarky to supermarket checkout staff. Crap job, crap pay and they have to put up with a stream of mostly miserable buggers).
You have my vote (though it's a dictatorship so..er...my vote is invalid. Anyway I for one welsome your benign dictatoring. -
@renegaderich @LaserdiscTurtle They easily stopped the public being able to buy fireworks in Australia & nobody moaned. Here it's all "well we should but we won't or it'll just be half-hearted" (or like Glasgow the council messed up the very microregional ban for this year by forgetting to submit the paperwork in time. Muppets)
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@renegaderich @LaserdiscTurtle This needs to be an album title *now*
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@emsquared I'd listen to that! A prog metal opera perhaps @LaserdiscTurtle?
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@renegaderich @LaserdiscTurtle I see heavily amplified washboards and kazoo featuring heavily.
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@renegaderich @emsquared dear benevolent overload, can I please keep my silent fireworks please?
https://letspartyfireworks.co.uk/collections/quiet-fireworks?srsltid=AfmBOoq6T1oiy4jhNztkoAf7xaCEPubjEaoKi3wpxpCPYyN-c1LnAxng -
@LordOfTheGeeks @renegaderich oooh the firework equivalent of lab grown meat. Interesting dilemma.
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@emsquared @renegaderich perfect metaphor.
Just please no trying to eat fireworks!
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@LordOfTheGeeks @renegaderich Spoilsport.
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@emsquared Not just you. I now also want to eat cake and say woooo.
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@spytfyre This is good. Pass it on. Cake is like the new fireworks.
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@emsquared passing on is slow, should attach rockets to the cake and fire it at people. The explosions just mean it will get in their mouths faster when they're first gaping at the spectacle of airborne cake.
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@spytfyre This is precisely what cruise missiles *should* be used for. Firing cake in hungry mouths. Cake not war.
