At least it's not the 14,700 mph winds the BBC was forecasting last week. #Glasgow #weather https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-weather-warning-80mph-winds-30156532

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

At least it's not the 14,700 mph winds the BBC was forecasting last week. #Glasgow #weather https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-weather-warning-80mph-winds-30156532

[jackthecat@mastodon.scot]

@emsquared Yet.

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@JackTheCat I love a bit of realism.

[black_flag@syzito.xyz]

@emsquared Two pairs of bloomers that day.

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@Black_Flag Sounds like a plan. Sounds like *the* plan.

[john_loader@ohai.social]

@emsquared about as fast as a Glasgow taxi driver

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@John_Loader Some bus drivers could give them a run for their money.

[lionelb@expressional.social]

@emsquared

They were just softening you up.

[emsquared@mastodon.social]

@lionelb Duck based cyber warfare.