First year with Beowulf.

[nirak@carhenge.club]

@kissane he reminds me of my oogie, who also loves to eat Kleenex (I could only find goofy pics in my quick search )

[kissane@mas.to]

@nirak 🤩🤩🤩

[kissane@mas.to]

If you imagine a noise halfway between Marge Simpson and a sick cow, that is the noise Bee makes when he looks under the couch and sees his toys on the other side. Which he could just walk to.

The moon remains his enemy, along with its terrible winged avatars (the chickens).

[smellsofbikes@mastodon.social]

@kissane I feel like this is a type of object permanence problem. My dog knew she could walk around the table but when she got excited she ABSOLUTELY HAD to go through the middle where all the chairs and legs were and she inevitably got stuck. Eyes on the prize kinda fixation.
She didn't make cow noises, though: she sounded like a worn alternator v-belt on a cold morning.

[stepheneb@ruby.social]

@kissane so much like my daughters dog Stella who lives with us!

Stephen Bannasch (316 ppm) (@[email protected])

Attached: 1 video She uses such fancy tricks to catch me ;-) #DogsOfMastodon

Ruby.social (ruby.social)

[kissane@mas.to]

@stepheneb She is so floof! This is entire scene is very Bee except that he would only manage it for five seconds before jackknifing back and forth at high speed and then levitating and trying to steal my sleeve. Golden/herd dog crosses are such goobers.

[kissane@mas.to]

@smellsofbikes oh nooo

[momo@social.linux.pizza]

@kissane
A labrador? A friend of mine described his as a Schlabb-rador, a slurp-rador. The pun works better in german but I think it's an accurate description. 🥰

[johnonolan@mastodon.xyz]

@kissane pls tell me you call him “bae” for short?

[jwarlander@mastodon.nu]

@kissane Aww! Sounds a lot like our little speeding bullet here, Molly..

She's often pretty relaxed indoors though, except for barking at anything and everything sometimes, but when she's outside playing with a friend.. Well, I didn't know dogs could move that fast

[wen@mastodon.scot]

@kissane Be careful with the Kleenex - a friend’s lab required extensive (and expensive) surgery after the ejit dug suffered a major blockage from them which then became infected.

[kissane@mas.to]

@momo Half golden half NZ Sheep Heading Dog which is…mostly border collie. Intense sheepdog vibes but also a goof.

[kissane@mas.to]

@jwarlander omg yes, they’d get along extremely well, Bee’s run is astounding

[kissane@mas.to]

@Wen Yeah, we’re good, he isn’t allowed to consume them. (His thing is shredding them into tiny pieces and eating just a couple shreds but we still don’t let him gobble away.)