Power outage
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Admiral Patrickreplied to The Picard Maneuver last edited by
(Power flashes for a fraction of a fraction of a second)
Appliances:
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ERROR: Earth.exe has crashedreplied to The Picard Maneuver last edited by
Its 12:00
Always has been!
(Also the universe was created last thursday. Have fun!)
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[email protected]replied to The Picard Maneuver last edited by
We have a constellation of satellites constantly broadcasting the most accurate time humans can measure and it's crazy every device doesn't have an antenna to pick this up and set the time.
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[email protected]replied to [email protected] last edited by
nope, but they do have WiFi to send analytics to the factory (and so that they can get hacked and be used for DDOS attacks)
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[email protected]replied to [email protected] last edited by
A DDOS attack on my toaster would be quite dangerous actually, what's the cybersecurity framework to secure my toaster
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[email protected]replied to The Picard Maneuver last edited by
Hope I'm not alone in this - Appliances should only have relative timers.
It only needs to know how to run a program for 30 min, or activate with a delayed start in 5h. Clock time is meaningless for an oven.Appliance companies, are you listening? Hint: they're not, circuitry design and manufacture has been outsourced so much they probably don't even know where they get it from.
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[email protected]replied to [email protected] last edited by
@[email protected] , time to fight @[email protected]
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[email protected]replied to [email protected] last edited by
appliences that connect to your internet are supposed to be secured, but cheap Chinese ones usually arent. this means they can easily get hacked and added to a botnet thats used for DDoS attacks. I once saw a screenshot of someone whose washing machine uploaded ~30GB of data per month.
the best thing to do against this is to just not connect them to the internet.
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CreatingMachinesreplied to [email protected] last edited by
Do not connect the toaster to the internet.
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[email protected]replied to ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed last edited by
Elevators in the office building where I work have screens that run ads, but also have time and date in the corner. It resets every couple of days, so basically every day is in January 1970
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[email protected]replied to [email protected] last edited by
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Most of these are in a metal box, which blocks signal. Adding careful routing to get an antenna in an unshrouded position where it's still physically protected is a pain. Also, in the middle of an apartment building can give you pretty terrible reception in the first place.
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GPS doesn't provide time zones or daylight savings info. The appliance would know where you are and what UTC time it is, but not which time zone you're in. The manufacturer could pre-program shape files in (yay, more memory) but they become obsolete the next time a politician decides to move time zones or change daylight savings. If this happens to you, your device will keep repeatedly changing to be an hour fast/slow no matter how often you reset it.
You could have the GPS satellites continually broadcast shape files for the time zone but this would be a big change, use up a lot of the limited bandwidth, and it would take your clock half an hour to set itself.
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it's like an extra $5-10 in parts and unlike a WiFi module, the manufacturer can't make any big data or ad revenue from it.
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[email protected]replied to [email protected] last edited by
"I want this to finish at 6PM" can be easier maths than 11h 15m from now.
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[email protected]replied to The Picard Maneuver last edited by
Does anybody really know what time it is?
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[email protected]replied to The Picard Maneuver last edited by
It’s whatever you want it to be
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[email protected]replied to [email protected] last edited by
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[email protected]replied to [email protected] last edited by
Does anybody really care?
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[email protected]replied to ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed last edited by
Ah, a fellow lastthursdayism believer
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Only that one teacher who cared if you walked in one second late but would then keep the whole class after the bell because they think they're above not only all the kids but all the other teachers as well.
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[email protected]replied to The Picard Maneuver last edited by
Wrong:
- Pizza-time
- Lazy-time
- Caffeine-addiction-time