Gingerbread Man

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

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[saigot@lemmy.ca]

do gingerbread men make miniture houses out of brick and mortar during the holidays?

[sonicblue03@sh.itjust.works]

He has bigger problems. His "Best by" date was a month ago.

[lost_my_mind@lemmy.world]

I'm more wondering about the smell. If I entered a house made of human flesh, I'm sure the smell alone would make me gag. But if I smell a gingerbread house, it smells good.

So if a gingerbread man were inside a gingerbread house, would he gag? Or would it smell just as pleasant to him as it does to us?

And would smelling another gingerbread man be like smelling foul body odor? Or again, would it smell good?

[clent@lemmy.world]

Flesh, clearly.

Anyone who has made ginger bread men and ginger bread houses from scratch understands this. The dough flesh is the same for both.

The real conundrum is why they have bread in their names.

[kambusha@sh.itjust.works]

Philosophy in 2024. Asking the big questions.

[discimus@mander.xyz]

Wow almost 9 years old, but I hadn't seen this before so thanks for posting.

[cenzorrll@lemmy.world]

They make houses out of human flesh

[limonene@lemmy.world]

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

I don't worry that my home and my body are both made of matter. The gingerbread man thinks similarly, but the "matter" to him is what we know to be gingerbread.

[swab148@lemm.ee]

Mine too

[cerement@slrpnk.net]

The gingerbread man lives in what he believes to be a gingerbread universe, where all matter is gingerbread.

Gingerbread, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di, da ba dee da ba di

[mothra@mander.xyz]

It could have been much worse. He (and the house) could have been eaten, eaten by an entity made of... something unfathomable

[sergio@slrpnk.net]

Then he is silent, as he has a Realization: he is One with the Universe.

He is enlightened. He has become a Bruddah.

[makyo@lemmy.world]

Breaddah

[majormajormajormajor@lemmy.ca]

You're pretty articulate for an almost 9 year old, well done!

[hairyharry@lemmy.world]

Gingerbread man, gingerbread man

Doing the things a gingerbread can

What's he like, it's not important

Gingerbread man

Is he a dot, or is he a speck?

When he's underwater, does he get wet

Or does the water get him instead?

Nobody knows gingerbread man

[whippersnapper@lemmy.ml]

Whelp, gonna have that song stuck in my head for days.

[whippersnapper@lemmy.ml]

Run run, fast as you can...

[subtext@lemmy.world]

[samus12345@lemm.ee]

Triangle Man hates Gingerbread Man.