True Spaghetti code

[kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Learn rust for game dev, develop the game in rust, and then brag about how your game is written 100% in rust (nerds will be extremely impressed)

[peto@lemm.ee]

No wonder he was the captain of the Black Perl...

[anaustralianphotographer@lemmy.world]

And the dinghy got him all the way to dock. What more could anyone want.

[amanduh@lemm.ee]

It's not sleeping for 1 second, $1 is an input parameter in the script

[valorie12@lemmy.world]

Then remake Rust in rust

[sylver_dragon@lemmy.world]

Perfect, we'll just spin up an image of your machine in EC2, give it a public IP, set the default network rules to "allow any any" and we're good. And I have no idea why the security team just all quit.

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

Find a different career choice!

Software development is all stress all the time and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing and I really don't think this much stress at 34 is healthy even with the salary

[kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

But first you need to make a custom Risc-V CPU optimized for rust (and minimal memory leaks) and then port a custom Arch fork (completely rewritten in rust ofc) so you can run OxideFetch

[saleh@feddit.org]

I think your description covers many career choices in a capitalist society.

[partial_accumen@lemmy.world]

The git commit comment when pushing to prod is just: WCGW?

... alternate ending: YOLO!

[partial_accumen@lemmy.world]

I know a bit of python and ruby, but doing something similar except I'm writing it in BASIC on a Commodore 64 and am going to attempt to refactor it assembly. I have most of the BASIC version working now.

[peoplebeproblems@midwest.social]

This... Is a very good point.

[randomvideos@programming.dev]

Code looks more terrifying than it actually is

After learning the basics of a programming language, you could try using a game engine like Unity or Godot to not have to code a lot of more complicated things like displaying things and collisions

[funcube@feddit.org]

Minecraft, quintessentially

[affiliate@lemmy.world]

i am both people in this picture

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

"You are quite possibly the worst programmer I have ever heard of."

Derek Smart: "Ah, but you have heard of me."

[morrowind@lemmy.ml]

Even as a joke, this doesn't avoid anything. The system scheduler just has to do the sorting using a regular algorithm

[morrowind@lemmy.ml]

That's why we invented docker! Instead of trying to fix, just copy your whole machine