I need this framed in every room so I don't make that mistake again

[errer@lemmy.world]

“I have massive diarrhea, gotta run!”

[zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev]

Just say you gotta shit then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.

[sirico@feddit.uk]

Bring snacks secret ones.

[kusimulkku@lemm.ee]

I guess I'm lucky since I enjoy spending time with my family and haven't had to consider things like in op

[dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world]

This is the mid-to-final stage in the family trauma galaxy-brain meme:

1. I'm screwed up, and it's my fault
2. I'm screwed up and it's my family's fault
3. My family screwed me up because they're also screwed up
4. My family screwed itself up, from long before I was born
5. If I stick around, I'm gonna get more screwed up

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Also, if you look around and think about it, you may be able to identify which family members are practicing limited/no contact. They may be screwed up too, but at least they're aware of it.

[dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world]

Protip: do this but do NOT bring a whiskey flask or edibles. Yeah, it may take the edge off, but you may need your wits about you.

[dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world]

Way ahead of you: they can't even see my car from the house. This way, it's possible to vanish long before anyone figures it out.

[techt@lemmy.world]

The edibles are for when you have to stay the night ️

[bobs_monkey@lemm.ee]

Ah sweet, so I can stare at the ceiling until 3am when I hit the bed 4 hours prior

[thesystemisdown@lemmy.world]

Try a little less.

[korhaka@sopuli.xyz]

Go by public transport so you can have a drink to help get through it and if that isn't enough you can still leave.

[__ghost__@lemmy.ml]

I wish my home town had public transportation

[ceenote@lemmy.world]

It's tough for us midwesterners to do that.

[balderdash9@lemmy.zip]

It is known

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Can confirm. 42 and fussy. And my face is fuzzy too.

[petrescatraian@libranet.de]

@late_night what vehicle? My train's leaving, gotta go, bye!

[lurch@sh.itjust.works]

it's taxi time

[__ghost__@lemmy.ml]

Gonna have to find a tractor on uber

[methisguy@feddit.nl]

Just say you gotta shit on the front porch, then leave without saying goodbye to anybody.

[zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev]

That does usually prevent future invites, too.