If you give Medusa a tight hug before looking into her eyes she will forever be trapped by your stone body wrapped around her.

[taiyang@lemmy.world]

Tis the year of the snake, baby

[taiyang@lemmy.world]

They never did clarify, did they. I bet it's marble. Would explain why there's so many marble statues from that era (in a more fun way than reality, anyway!)

[tacosanonymous@lemm.ee]

She’d probably just stab you or something while I was distracted. At least you’ll die doing what you loved?

[lemminary@lemmy.world]

Yes, the one-eyed yogurt-slinging trouser snake.

[lemminary@lemmy.world]

Alright, calm down Zordon.

[lemminary@lemmy.world]

Look at you with your facts and logic trying to make sense in this conversation. What a nerd!

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

But you're still gonna be rock hard.

[aubeynarf@lemmynsfw.com]

very creative thinking, Please write more

[rockerface@lemm.ee]

So, Meduzord

[tedesche@lemmy.world]

Pretty sure she could find a way of breaking your statue body. She could just lean and tip you over; that’d probably be enough to create a fracture and then she can get free.

[moakley@lemmy.world]

Just watched the episode of Hit Monkey where a character does literally this.

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

Body of a serpent? I've never heard of that, only the snake hair.

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

This opens up a whole new perspective...

[agent641@lemmy.world]

You gotta get hard and fuck her before you look into her eyes, so you have an attachment point inside as well.

[agent641@lemmy.world]

This guy thinks he's tougher than literal stone

[agent641@lemmy.world]

The fact that so many of them are naked suggests they all thought Medusa was DTF

[200ok@lemmy.world]

Thanks for all the hugs 🥹

[200ok@lemmy.world]

Thanks for all the hugs 🥹

[artemis_mystique@lemmy.ml]

we need a lemmy CursedComments

[secret300@lemmy.sdf.org]

It's your time to shine, make one