Do you think vampires shit themselves when they get turned?

[maven@lemmy.zip]

People often shit themselves when they die... Do vampires when they get turned from alive to undead?? This is important lore to consider

[qubbe@programming.dev]

Since vampires no longer digest food it would seem that evacuating their bowels would be a practical event during their conversion. I agree this lore should be reflected upon more.

[bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net]

Don't give the Adams brothers any ideas

[hubertmanne@moist.catsweat.com]

oh. I thought you meant like by a cleric.

[gibmiser@lemmy.world]

It's actually the incentive for new vampires to be made. During the turning process food is curtled and turned into a special type of feces Wine liquor. Patron vampires then spend the turning process Licking the rich secretions from the vassal vampires anus.

Really the whole thing is an intimate and beautiful process.

[cowfodder@lemmy.world]

According to Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles, yes. The body finishes dying and evacuates everything shortly after being turned.

[rhynoplaz@lemmy.world]

Roll a Save vs Pants shitting.

With disadvantage.

[jomiran@lemmy.ml]

It is definitely covered by Anne Rice.

[nesc@lemmy.cafe]

Important vampire lore

[cobblerscholar@lemmy.world]

What if the last thing they had was loaded with Garlic? Would they become airborne?

[marthirial@lemmy.world]

So what you all are saying is that the next event after becoming immortal with incredible powers, is to go take a really messy shower?

[sidewayshighways@lemmy.world]

I was gonna say I thought I remembered something about this in one of the books

[wizard_pope@lemmy.world]

Please dude can you don't?? I had no wish to read such foul words today.

[fubo@lemmy.world]

Nope. The brown of shit is dead blood cells filtered out by the liver. Those are a potent source of Death energy, and so are drawn up into the new vampire's body as part of the conversion process. What's left in the new vampire's colon is a nearly odorless, dusty gray substance that is typically farted out during the vampire's first few feedings.

[hulksmashburgers@reddthat.com]

So what you're saying is, vampires eat ass?

[sheepishly@fedia.io]

I often wonder if vampires have to piss a lot given they're basically on an all-liquid diet

[red_october@lemmy.world]

I have never wanted to un-read something so bad in my entire life. That's in my head now, and it's all your fault, and I curse you forever because of it.

[henfredemars@infosec.pub]

Why would you write something like this?

[gibmiser@lemmy.world]

My friend if you live long enough you'll eat ass too!

[gibmiser@lemmy.world]

I'd like to thank the posters who came before me for giving me this opportunity