Cutting the product

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Yup, but they are made in the same factory

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Swiss rolls > ho hos

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Malt o meal is just better in general. The Colossal Berry Crunch is better than Cap'n Crunch too. And you can buy the giant bag that lasts forever.

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Malt-o-meal is also a name brand rather than a store brand. Just less well known than Kellogg or General Mills.

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Forget the kids, don't let Meemaw find out!

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Kids: *Happily eating substitution*

You: *Reveal the trick*

Kids: "Well now we're not eating it anymore" (and also they could supposedly tell something was off all along)

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Since covid manufacturers basically just started colluding across the board to fix prices. Every government around the world has utterly failed at holding them accountable

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don’t let Meemaw find out!

lol they learned the trick from Meemaw!

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My parents mixing the expensive cat food with the cheap cat food: ️

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Yeah they tossed the marshmallow mateys in with my lucky charms too

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I like that crispix cereal but it's fucking expensive. I wish maltomeal made a version of it.

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Literally everyone is like this. Everyone. You'd do the same thing.

You order a grass-fed porterhouse
You receive it. Tastes different than what you expected but it's good. they must make it different here
Chef comes out and says you just got epic pranked. That was a grain-fed ribeye (I don't know steak cuts)
You refuse to pay.

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I've imprinted of specifically Hood Golden Eggnog. I have it every year and no other eggnog hits for me.