Watermelon

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Do not do if they are black though.

Nougat

Probably not the best idea if you are black, either.

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With ring cameras, you could become a legend.

Metostopholes

For a while a friend of mine would occasionally buy a bunch of muffins from the grocery store, put googly eyes on them, and drive around town leaving ones at random doorsteps.

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Wasn't there some copypasta about someone leaving a pineapple on their bully's step and driving them mad

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That's a How I Met Your Mother plotline

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Aka the HIMYM pineapple on the nightstand

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And if you leave an axe in it, you'll occupy the whole neighborhood's minds for some time.

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Or do this and save a few bucks.
One day out of the blue, I received a text message, "Dude... I just received my 13lb block of cheese!!"

No idea who sent it. Wasn't even an area code I recognized. But 10 years later, my wife and I still reference it. That one text has taken top-tier residence in my brain, and the person who sent it didn't need to go to the store to buy watermelons or go out at night making deliveries.

Bob

This is sort of relevant if you've got an hour to sit and listen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kNPmTZQySk

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I'd just assume it was for somebody else, wrong address, and leave it.

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“Oh look, somebody on drugs left a watermelon on my porch”

People who are up at 3 am underestimate the experiential variety of people on a regular schedule.