Tell YHWH to stop messing with my food

[foxyferengi@lemm.ee]

I have two (2) signs asking people to please not knock, and I also always put it in my delivery notes. Doesn't matter, people still knock lol

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

This guy maths.

[doingthestuff@lemy.lol]

I know a couple of Amazon drivers and their routes are so over packed they all have to cut corners, break rules and ignore safety to complete their routes on time. All of them. Of course they're not reading special instructions. It's a sweat shop.

[taiyang@lemmy.world]

Gasp... That might just be the ideal thin crust cut.

[riskable@programming.dev]

Finally the Jews can have their own version of Jeezits!

[chocrates@lemmy.world]

Delivery drivers are wage slaves like the rest of us. Infighting just helps the billionaires.

[amanduh@lemm.ee]

Yeah pretty tame I was hoping it was some crazy shit like have you ever seen the livestreams where guys put rubber bands on their balls and cut off the circulation and then inject saline into their ballsack until it expands to comically large sizes?

[amanduh@lemm.ee]

Boring

[vala@lemmy.world]

28 character limit?

[andros_rex@lemmy.world]

I’m okay with being denigrated for liking pineapple (or mandarin oranges, goddamn ) on my pizza. I think a world where the strongest opinions we had were all on pizza would be a better world.

[odelay42@lemmy.world]

Enjoying pineapple on pizza is in the same realm as enjoying jelly on a peanut butter sandwich or a twist of lemon in a martini.

Make your jokes if you must but know I'm scoffing at your unsophisticated potato palate.

[etterra@discuss.online]

It's so sad that people can't tell the two apart. Or choose not to.

[jackfrostncola@lemmy.world]

Oh would you look at that, its quarter past enough-internet-for-the-day.

[coaxil@lemm.ee]

Its glorious!

[intensely_human@lemm.ee]

Someone should sell a laser-based CNC cutter to pizza places so they can do elaborate cuts. Imagine a jigsaw puzzle cut pizza.

[intensely_human@lemm.ee]

Fuck that

— Pierce Brown’s dramatis personae

[intensely_human@lemm.ee]

How far we have fallen

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

As a member of the International Jewish Conspiracy, I demand this pizza worker be hunted down and shot for his complicity in exposing our nefarious plans.

And if he isn't, I am going to make a scathing Hollywood biopic.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

Dude's gonna try and summon Satan, but is gonna end up getting Moses instead.

[but_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world]

Eat your damn flavourless pizza and don’t worry about what I put on mine