Career tip #345

[viking_hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

False. I wear no beanie at all and am not yet emperor.

[shinkantrain@lemmy.ml]

Not to mention drug dealers

[i_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org]

Beanie on my head and seamen on my face

[xanthrax@lemmy.world]

My hairline is receding faster than the Russians, but my ears are what I'm what I'm worried about.

[duamerthrax@lemmy.world]

Seems like more effort goes into breaking good UX design now.

[timestatic@feddit.org]

So the Jews are running the world after all!

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

True that. All these asshole companies trying to force their apps by intentionally breaking their mobile site. I sure miss the days when mobile first responsive development was the new hotness.

[thepantser@lemmy.world]

No, they are people robbers, similar but different.

[nifty@lemmy.world]

Oh snap, guess I am kitchen staff o7

[skyezopen@lemmy.world]

Woah hey why do you have to bring up the fact that Tim Pool is going bald?

[xuderis@lemmy.world]

Fun fact: rock climbers wear beanies to prevent them from falling.

[anunusualrelic@lemmy.world]

What about the propeller? Does it mean anything?

[maggoty@lemmy.world]

Then you should probably put your beanie back on before the guards see you...

[remembertheapollo_@lemmy.world]

#4, also influencer.

[zagaberoo@beehaw.org]

You fell into the asymptote; even the mighty beanie can't divide by zero. Try wearing a single thread from a beanie instead.

[jinni@sh.itjust.works]

Can confirm, currently wearing a #4 beanie and I am looking for work.

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

For real though get a Carhartt. They make high quality shit for workers. I got a new one for Christmas and I can't imagine a head too big to fit, I gotta roll it up.

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

flawlessly eating pomegranitites also good at suckin titties

[agent641@lemmy.world]

The banks' robbers

[ponygirl42@lemmy.wtf]

Lol as a bartender I am clearly waaaaay lower on the so to-economic ladder.