Keep going America, you're doing great!

[snowclone@lemmy.world]

The Bush administration coined the term climate change to try and soften the urgent or legitimacy of the issue, Bush at one point owned an oil company.

[allonzee@lemmy.world]

Agent Smith (the Wachowskis) had us dead to rights.

We are a cancer of this planet. You can point to our supposed good works, but from the perspective of most surface life, we'll... the surface life we haven't yet exterminated in the name of glorious economic metastasis, we are a fucking plague.

Tumors refuse to stop too. It's in their nature.

[allonzee@lemmy.world]

Agent Smith (the Wachowskis) had us dead to rights.

We are a macro cancer of the natural world. You can point to our supposed good works, but from the perspective of most surface life, well... the surface life we haven't yet exterminated in the name of glorious economic metastasis, we are a fucking plague.

Metastatic tumors refuse to stop too. It's in their nature.

I find consolation in knowing we aren't the first macro cancer Earth has survived, and life will survive our very loud murder suicide.

[allonzee@lemmy.world]

As an American trapped in with these fuckwits, can confirm.

Good luck when climate change makes us desperate though. There's literally only one thing we are genuinely very very good at, mass production of the means of mass murder.

I genuinely fear for the rest of the world when the water wars start. We're idiocracy with a cartoonishly big stick we're absolutely dumb and petty enough to use.

[nasan@sopuli.xyz]

We might be at climate conundrum, survival of life as we know it or more short term profit for the few.

[strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

global warming is the raising of the average global surface temperature. This causes climates of many regions to change. It wasn't renamed, it's just two connected phenomena

[strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

global warming is the raising of the global average surface temperature. This causes climates of many regions to change. It wasn't renamed, it's just two connected phenomena

[captnnmorgan@lemmy.world]

You didn't read my comment or the post?

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

The Bushes owned fucking Texas, and expanded into Florida.

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

Once we smash enough stuff the stick will start smashing us too, don't worry.

[garbagebagel@lemmy.world]

You forgot the smelt.

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

I borrowed my neighbors tools today and gave him a bag of weed, we ended up talking. You see I broke my snow shovel and push broom in the snow and ice storm earlier this week, so I had to borrow his.

I said man who can deny climate change at this point. Who can deny that we only learned what a polar vortex was less than ten years ago? Who can deny that the climate is so much different from when we were kids?

He agreed, and started talking about DARPA weather machines.

[garbagebagel@lemmy.world]

God, can we please get an intermission?

[keegomatic@lemmy.world]

Didn’t notice until you pointed it out

[shady_shiroe@lemmy.world]

I seriously thought they were talking about giving out a global warning or something and scrolled by confused, scrolling Lemmy again and seeing it once more I realized they were talking global warming

[mutilationwave@lemmy.world]

I'm white and I ain't scared of no wind. Now them black fellas over there, I dunno bout them.

[lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works]

There's a lot of shame being an American these days..

But, like, at least we can spell.

[henrivolney@sh.itjust.works]

The Guardian now uses "climate crisis".

[affiliate@lemmy.world]

the picture on the bottom right is from a water park for cars, it is NOT global warning

[hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

The post says "global warning"