Pragearnant

[dragonfucker@lemmy.nz]

[mojofrododojo@lemmy.world]

rolled high on his dex save, obv.

[dandylion@lemmy.today]

Where I'm from it's tradition to smear some shit on a new baby's forehead.

[ziltoid1991@lemmy.world]

Not everything is AI!

[ziltoid1991@lemmy.world]

Don't read the next one if you're too weak for fetish porn!

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Some people, including men, have been successfully inserting life-size fetus toys, for which they "gave birth to". This stunt not only needs an extreme amount of training (like triple-fisting almost), but also a condition called megacolon, and anal birth porn is quite rare, with siswet being one who did such a feat (as a woman).
:::

[ziltoid1991@lemmy.world]

There is no vagina, only perfect gender equality, where everyone is a true hermaphrodite, and people are giving birth through their butts.

[seekpie@lemm.ee]

Everything's a fetish if you try hard enough.

[daellat@lemmy.world]

It was on the news this mroing

[shouldihavefun@sh.itjust.works]

Maybe they are twins

[lasherz12@lemmy.world]

I see where you were going with it, but yeah, I didn't mean to imply an outdated scientific conclusion. Honest misunderstanding

[inhale_vegetables@aussie.zone]

It's the reflection in the glass

[agent641@lemmy.world]

Sick fuck

[feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world]

massive hyena pseudophallus

[shou@lemmy.world]

On the contrary. A shit, blood and piss shower correlates with a better immunity. Babies born via c-section are more prone to infections. That shower of vile is our welcome to the world.

[whiskytangofoxtrot@lemmy.world]

Who let Solomon in here?

[etterra@discuss.online]

[hupf@feddit.org]

[triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works]

I wanna pet the salamander. It so cute!

[udon@lemmy.world]

On the plus side, it probably only gets better from there!

[iron_lynx@lemmy.world]

Impending mommy giving off some real Omega vibes here.