The Bike of Life

[cm0002@lemmy.world]

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[hsdkfr734r@feddit.nl]

There could be a different way of life.

[buffalox@lemmy.world]

If you are rich, you have other people doing the pedaling.

[gibmiser@lemmy.world]

That's some horseshit. Put death on the top? Have some humanity and put it at the bottom of the other side

[nasan@sopuli.xyz]

Different ways to bike up the hill.

[dannyboy@sh.itjust.works]

You could go halfway up and have a great time flying to the bottom.

Wait.

[hobbitfoot@thelemmy.club]

Like teenagers would believe what they would have to deal with.

[brbposting@sh.itjust.works]

Those who are a substantial combination of privileged and lucky do at least have a flat section in the middle.

Before it’s someone’s turn to wipe their butts.

[notsteve_@lemmy.ca]

I just wanna play minecraft man, what's with the crippling debt and friend, family and career obligations

[lovablesidekick@lemmy.world]

"But my dad owns BusinessCorp Inc."

"Oh, sorry sir, your VIP Express Elevator of Life is right over there. Would you care for a beverage?"

[hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

"Here are some complimentary rocks to throw at the people below you"

[zementid@feddit.nl]

But you have to brag about your hard work ethics...

[cort@lemmy.world]

"Remember, if you need to trickle down, please do so over the side of the escalator"