It's unnatural

[the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.world]

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[armand1@lemmy.world]

[heavydust@sh.itjust.works]

Born to knight, forced to Office 365.

[2ugly2live@lemmy.world]

I remember telling my mom I'd make a good Spinster, just hanging out at home, doing needle work. She laughed and said, "You're black, you'd be a slave."

[ragdoll_x@lemmy.world]

"A man can dream, mom!"

[lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Isn't it guy for a man to touch a man's butt, even if it's his own? #superstraight

[lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

You obviously don't play chess. It's called horsey, not knight

[phoneymouse@lemmy.world]

More than likely, you would not have been a knight, you would have been a peasant working the fields for your short life before dying of some incurable bacterial infection when you got a cut on some of your farm tools.

[txzk@lemmy.zip]

Born to die of diarrhoea or some shit, forced to live because of modern medicine and be a wage slave

[thetechnician27@lemmy.world]

https://www.libreoffice.org/

[the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.world]

Correct!

https://chess-fanon.fandom.com/wiki/Horsey

[motorcade93@sh.itjust.works]

Real men never go between the cheeks.

[lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Some people think I'm stupid just because I tend to say stupid stuff. Turns out I actually know things

[jacklsauce@lemmy.world]

Missed chance to order the logos as a "POX" among us

[vinesnfluff@pawb.social]

I see what you're saying

And it's correct

But

A lot of people also long for the relative simplicity and predictability of peasant life.

What is the entirety of the cottagecore aesthetic if not a longing for that? (well, that and a hint of racism but y'know y'know y'know)

[lepoisson@lemmy.world]

Someone needs to inform wikipedia of their mistake...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_(chess)

[casmael@lemm.ee]

I see The Captain is having a good day 🫡

[kautau@lemmy.world]

[sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org]

Born to be the tribe's nightwatch.

Forced to wake up a 5 AM because my company's HQ is in a different timezone than me.

[kraftpudding@lemmy.world]

Born to die at the age of 4 of a cold.