How to enjoy New Year's Eve

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Have you ever seen how quickly a crowd parts when someone holds up a shit covered hand?

Watch a GG Allin video to see how quick people move when facing someone with shit in their hand.

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My Subway Train was pretty empty, was a nice night. Can't complain

10/10 Would do it again

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Next morning struggle to remember how pants work.

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ITT: DINKs

DINK life or people who had kids at 20. I'm in the first camp, but plenty of my middle aged friends do similar!

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So, is your wife single?

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I just went over to a friend's house and had a high quality one-on-one hangout all night. It was actually great.

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I'm married and New Year's Eve is our Anniversary. I do not think we have ever gone out to celebrate 3 times over 38 years. Because it ain't worth it. Better to stay home and enjoy the rib eye steaks or wild game supper that I make for us at home. Add a glass or two of wine, and it's perfect.

Plus the next morning, I don't need to remember how I got home-- IF I got home-- or how to use socks and underwear.

Bars might be fun for the young, but only the young.

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Also applies to most major events. Sporting events. Conventions. Music shows.

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DINK life is best life