Literally carrying us on their backs

[neidu3@sh.itjust.works]

The horses only reward is to be the animal most frequently farted on by humans.

[eldritchfeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone]

[nomy@lemmy.zip]

Knowing MC Chris they're probably complaints about the sound levels or the dogs social media posts.

[isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de]

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Yeah well they should have learned how not to shit in the house.

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

YOU HAD TO BRING UP ARTAX!

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Chihuahuas only exist because the Aztecs thought dogs were tasty.

[tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip]

Yeah there's a reason "cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war" is a Shakespeare line (from Caesar)

[mrsdoyle@sh.itjust.works]

[rizzrustbolt@lemmy.world]

Horses are more like our bedridden English children.

[pingveno@lemmy.world]

K-9 from Doctor Who

[jdtiv@lemmy.world]

I could be wrong about this but I'm fairly sure dogs have been with man for A LOT longer. Like 40,000 years ago, and I think, just from a quick Google, horses are like 4000 years...

[kitathalla@lemy.lol]

I remember a horse that would play with one of those big inflatable exercise balls. Still wouldn't fetch though.

[kitathalla@lemy.lol]

Best scene of the whole movie.

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

Horse reaction: "neigh"

[thunderclapsasquatch@startrek.website]

Dogs fought in our wars as well

[empricorn@feddit.nl]

boomer Capitalization

[omnipitaph@reddthat.com]

This was by far the most fun thing I've read all day. I'm sharing this with my fam lol

[shard@lemmy.world]

It's a mainly with predators that we have an easier time toilet training them. Evolution has killed off those that shat in their own caves because of diseases and bringing food back to a contaminated den will in turn contaminate the food. Whereas horses and most other herbivores live out in the open, move around more and travel long distances to graze.