Werk werk

Gormadt

I just wanna love on a boat going all over the place

Only problem is to get a boat that could do that (even going full cheap AF route) is so bloody expensive

Not to mention I basically have to have at least a small income stream otherwise I can't see a doctor

I keep looking at my spreadsheet going "someday"

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Can I start with chickens?

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Ironically this conversation shows the issue with the use of the word "psychichal".

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I wanna be a goat farmer ಠ⁠◡⁠ಠ

NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ

If you can tolerate giving Musk $165 a month, Starlink makes it possible to work remote without issue on a boat. But also you have to give Elon $165 a month, so...

Or wait until Amazon has their own network so you can give Bezos your $165...yay.

Flying Squid

I don't know about that. Farming involves a lot of physical labor. Also, goats have horns.

My wife's best friend grew up on a goat farm. She does not recommend it. She has stories.

Flying Squid

The trick is to own a bar that doesn't get super busy so you make money but also don't have to deal with drunks getting into fights all the time and such.

Flying Squid

My "I wanna be a goat farmer," which I doubt will ever happen, is a recording studio with only pre-1950s equipment. Everything goes live into ribbon mics, through a tube mixer (pots, not faders!) and lathed directly onto a master disc. No digital anything, no multitrack, not even condenser mics. A place for musicians to record music like they did once upon a time...

I could never afford to do it, but it's a fun dream.

Flying Squid

There's always Hughesnet.

Flying Squid

I have a friend who is very fulfilled with her chicken rearing (she just has them as pets)... but it does involve a LOT of literal shit shovelling.

Flying Squid

Look, I tried milking the oat crop, but I just can't get my fingers around those little teats, so I'm sticking with the goats for now.

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I'm a farmer but fuck goats. They're creepy weird animals that destroy everything they're in contact with.

Cows can kill but at least they have pretty eyes.

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I'm a farmer but fuck goats

NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ

How am I gonna shitpost on Lemmy with 500ms latency

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I know goats ≠ sheep, but this reminded me of this.

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I want to make LSD and moonshine in my mountain compound with my comrades

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Chimkins are good

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Goats are arseholes.

Yes, but it's legal to shoot them in the back and consume their corpse.

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I'll just say, compared to my day job, I'd rather be a goat farmer.

This shit is fucked.

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I’m trying to have it both ways by keeping my desk job and building/upgrading a koi pond at home. I read more about the oxidation of organic compounds than about the compilation of code, and every day I inch further to the right in this meme.

I highly recommend having significant hobbies far outside your area of work.