The obvious story

[infinite_ass@leminal.space]

If you haven't been living under a rock, you probably noticed that everybody is suddenly sick again. Well this time we have a good explanation.

It's the vax. Yes, it was actually a precisely timed poison. You will all be dead inside the next month or two.

Don't bother trying to get revenge. We intend to wait it out in our castles. And we have all the guns.

Sincerely, your billionaire overlords.

[nesc@lemmy.cafe]

you probably noticed

No

[infinite_ass@leminal.space]

It's a story. A joke even.

[unclebadtouch@lemmy.ca]

It's a bad one. Stupid even

[owenfromcanada@lemmy.world]

Not a shower thought

[archer@lemmy.world]

What’s you’re seeing here is advanced cringeposting

[db2@lemmy.world]

Strike two, blocked.

[zahille7@lemmy.world]

The username certainly is accurate

[massive_bereavement@fedia.io]

Not sure Op knows what a shower is.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

Or a thought.

[kolanaki@yiffit.net]

It's missing the "hole."

[infinite_ass@leminal.space]

Elaborated to novel length, Chritoned up, it could be quite moving, surely.

[infinite_ass@leminal.space]

That sounds pretty bad. Can you elaborate?

[owenfromcanada@lemmy.world]

Or an s.