How the Real Grinch Stole Christmas

[obscur_e@lemm.ee]

"noooooo me built rocketszz >>>:[["

[randomvideos@programming.dev]

Who did Elon Musk buy Santas entire production from?

[frog@lemmy.ca]

How other immigrant colonizers do it, from no one. They say they discovered it and say everything is theirs.

[leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl]

sleigh by tesla. rockets by spacex. ai by grok. flying or not-so-flying by x. internets by starlink.

solid piece of work.

[dutchkimble@lemy.lol]

Coca Cola

[thereturnofpeb@reddthat.com]

you are right this in 75% completely unrealistic.

[gofsckyourself@lemmy.world]

Original

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[randomvideos@programming.dev]

Could they conquer Santas workshop?

Santa Claus has some pretty advanced technology

[leftzero@lemmynsfw.com]

Yeah, but the compression artifacts make the other one more authentic.

[surph_ninja@lemmy.world]

He would blame Muslims. Musk just had the Christmas market attacker’s pro-Israel tweets removed.

[amanduh@lemm.ee]

Your version looks nice but my phone didn't recognize the format and thus I had to re-download the jpgd one and send that to my friends instead

[muscle_meteor@discuss.tchncs.de]

Santa being real is the least innacurate part of this

[flyingsquid@lemmy.world]

Except he also hates Jews.

[chickenladyloveslife@lemmy.world]

Funded by PayPal.

[glitterbomb@lemmy.world]

And anyone on the rescue operation is a pedo

[__nobodynowhere@startrek.website]

NSFL but there are well documented photos of Mussolini's mutilated corpse. People don't fuck around.

[4oreman@lemy.lol]

I already heard about this

[69420@lemmy.world]

Needs more jpeg.

[gofsckyourself@lemmy.world]

webp is better for file size, but it's a newer file type.

Here's a jpeg with better quality.

[sapphironza@sh.itjust.works]

The tweet should read: " an Immigrant just killed Santa"