To be fair, Daytime Me is no saint, either

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This is how I think about the past version of me who manages my Reminders app. That son of a bitch is constantly telling me what to do and I hate it. He's overly ambitious and pretends we're not lazy af.

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getting old is kind of terrifying.

I'm only 32. but now I think of the 22 year old version of myself who was a degenerate who would stay up until 5 in the morning, sleep until past noon, and do it all over again for 1-2 weeks at a time.

I can't even comprehend who that person is, they sound like an alien. but no, that was me.

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pretends we're not lazy af

I've gotten flak for posting this before, but:

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If you can, find a neurologist who specializes in sleep disorders. I know someone who described something similar after self-referring to a sleep doc and the doctor's first words were, essentially, "you're on an adjusted sleep cycle naturally, but we're going to start tackling things in order of importance based on your symptoms and needs." Was fantastic for them to get a doc who took it seriously, was sympathetic, but also realistic that biology might not mesh with what the world required of that person.

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what you don’t know can’t hurt you

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The Civilization Series has entered the chat

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yes but let us not forget what motivates us in the first place: that it is also possible to dedicate an entire night to terraria and win

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I‘m 30 and still like this. Granted, COVID changed a lot on how I see things. Sadly COVID made me quit partying.

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Yeah, I agree overall in that I do far less work than I used to because I've got older and realized I only have to do as much as is required to keep my job. On the other hand, there's the lazy where I don't take care of a thing that is actually for me, like picking up a prescription when the weather sucks.

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slingshotted

The proper term is slingshat.

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oh man thats what i do now. but i work until midnight so i kind of have an excuse

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If I go to bed when I'm not tired then I'll end up getting even less sleep than if I'd stayed up.

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At least nighttime you just wants to play video games. When I was a young man, nighttime me wanted to go out dancing, get shit faced, get into fistfights, and paint the town red. That's a lot harder to recover from at work the next day than a late night video game session.

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No sympathy from me lol, sounds like something awful to do to yourself (and others).

AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet

Well, nighttime me was an asshole of the highest rank. Daytime me just wanted to build a better life for myself.

Victor

I'm guessing alcohol was the catalyst for nighttime you to appear, eh? Anyway, I hope you managed to make a better life, regardless of the cause.

halyk.the.red

This is no joke, I'm a better person overall when my work day starts at 4pm and goes to midnight. Sure I miss out on stuff, but I exercise, eat better, get better sleep, focus on hobbies. It's much nicer, when I can do it.

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When in my 20s-30s I considered that if I didn't see dawn, it was a lost day. In my 50's I owned a restaurant-bar. A few times I did an all nighter. It literally took me a week to recover. It's called aging.

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My husband and I just rediscovered Civ after not playing any of them for a decade.

Even now, a decade later, we have been sitting there for the past 2 weeks being like "Just one more turn" @ 2 am.

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Trust you to bring such a granularly appropriate reaction gif. 'Preciate ya, ummthatguy.