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The germaphobia in me really want a version that is activated by a pedal that you step on.

But then, I'd probably be too afraid of shared water fountains to begin with.

Nougat

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NickwithaC

Fuck those top three germ spreaders.

Bottle filler is life.

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I have to use paper towels to open doors, and probably use hand sanitizer afterwards on top of that. This is just... (no words to describe)

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Australia rejects your hierarchy.

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You are actively destroying your immune system. Now that's irony!

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I work in the industry and I have no idea why anyone would use anything other than the EZH2O for indoors. The other ones aren't even any cheaper.

tisktisk

EZH20 sensors suck ass. Maybe I'm just going full boomer, but they waste a lot more water than the rest.
I have a 20% chance of getting no water out, 20% chance of it running for 3 minutes straight after I walked away, remaining% chance of it prematurely cutting off midway thru filling for 0 apparent reason at all.

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Genuinely curious as to how you're struggling with them. I've had them struggle with clear bottles, but putting aligning my hand holding the bottle with the sensor straightens everything out.

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Perhaps they're a thirsty ghost?

moosetwin

it's funny that I've seen all of these in real life, though I rarely ever used them due to the obvious hygiene issues

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Weak.

I glory in my conquest of our communal bacteria.

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That reminds me of my weirdest reaction meme:

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We had something like the first one when I was in high school. When I was a freshmen, I saw another student drop his pants, hop up on top of it, lower into the spout so it went ALL the way up his ass, reached around and turned the water on for a second, then lifted off and shot a wave of shit-water all over the basin/wall behind it, then hopped down and ran off giggling.

Yeah...

Haven't used a water fountain since.

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How do I unlearn to read?

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Kind of interesting that these have been a thing in Europe. It's all just regular taps and the few ones I have seen weren't very popular.

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I'd rather not touch the bathroom door handle especially knowing quite a few people walk right out of a stall and skip the sink. It's a very easy way to get sick.

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And there's always one that some kid shoved a piece of mulch in so it sprays everywhere.

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Hell yeah, I'm a goddamned fortress by now. I shrug off everything but a multi pronged attack, no matter how sustained. Pretty much have to be badly under slept, kept in tight quarters, and exposed to something virulent.

My immune system is like an advanced alien race just crashing through whole galaxies and annihilating weaker species. As it should be.