Moral dilemas (SMBC)

[heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world]

I'm not a baker I'm a patisserie.

[poach@lemmy.world]

This, this is late stage capitalism.

[randelung@lemmy.world]

Some More Bread Comic?

[frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe]

I know how to make bread. It's not fucking hard.

[phoneymouse@lemmy.world]

So, in this world. Once you become the baker, guess who is next?

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

Saturday morning breakfast cereal

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

Dude, people on Lemmy freak it if they don't have their Starbucks coffee and their multiple online subscriptions.

They will categorically not learn to make bread, instead they will flock to Uber eats for those sweet points

[filthyhookerspit@lemmy.world]

It's been like a decade since I last went to that site, can't believe he's still going

[shardikprime@lemmy.world]

Wait, wasn't that the point? I thought we wanted owner to have bread for like 5 minutes and then die horribly

[agent641@lemmy.world]

Kill only the greediest, wealthiest baker in the street. Next month, kill the next most greedy wealthy baker after him. Month three, all the bakers will be fighting to give more of their bread away than the next guy

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

But do you want to start work at 5 am every day, and bake bread all day, or do you want to go to the bakery and buy a loaf of bread?

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

They're starving because they bought too many lattes.

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

And poison his bread.

[anticorp@lemmy.world]

Don't you mean "what's even better"?

[porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml]

Division of labour is not capitalism, trying to do everything by yourself is not anti capitalist (and in fact that extreme individualist fantasy has more to do with capitalism than anything else)

[dumbass@leminal.space]

KILL HIM, HE KNOWS HOW TO MAKE BREAD!

[artemis_mystique@lemmy.ml]

Guys i found the baker who only bakes expensive bread for rich people, get him!!

[randomvideos@programming.dev]

Wouldnt they just stop being bakers? They will all eventually die

I dont think this is a good analogy

[randomvideos@programming.dev]

Killing the baker isnt the best thing you can do

Start a cult where no one is allowed to eat bread, having to make all bread poisonous and placing it in a line

You would waste more resources compared to just killing the baker and reduce the risk of another person becoming the baker

[neon@lemmy.world]

They're starving because they refuse to eat anything other than avocado-toast