The crocs and beard complete this

[mipadaitu@lemmy.world]

If you have a beard and don’t trim anything, it looks bad anyway. You should be trimming the neck or other stray hairs to make it look clean.

Some people’s beards don’t grow in well everywhere, so it looks better than a scraggly mess at the cheeks.

It’s also just a style, so it doesn’t have to make sense.

[fhqwgads@possumpat.io]

It’s significantly easier to do with a straight razor. The chin and moustache area would take way more time and effort to do properly, and are way easier to mess up and cut yourself on. So it’s lazy, just ancient lazy.

[aeronmelon@lemmy.world]

The Chaplin immediately tries to leave the confessional, but the parishioner has already locked the door from the outside.

“So, most people like to start with the Batman movies…”

[spankmonkey@lemmy.world]

Cooler cheeks.

It looks good on some faces so it became popular enough for some people to have it even if it doesn’t look good on their face. That explains every single weird looking beard style ever.

[majorhavoc@programming.dev]

“Father, I saw Tenant, this weekend.”

[honorablescythe@lemm.ee]

This is pretty much the vibe of many conversations at scifi conventions.

Source: I was just at a scifi convention

[justiceforporygon@lemmy.world]

Sorry man I don’t think the Lord can do much for you now

[thebat@lemmy.world]

At least he’s not Zack Snyder fan.

[sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org]

“Hold up right there, my son. We’ll need to take this confession down to the pub.”

[teslasaur@lemmy.world]

Weird way to spell “Michael Bay”

[hakunawazo@lemmy.world]

It doesn’t need to be now. Our lord could also help in inverted time… *Ludwig Göranssons theme starts*