Should ySanta really be in a position to judge naughty from nice?

[afc1886vcc@reddthat.com]

All the reindeer have had their dicks in Vixen

[mouselemming@sh.itjust.works]

To be fair to Santa, foxes are known for their fleetness, agility and endurance, hence the whole chasing-after-with-horses-and-dogs ridiculousness. "Vixen" means she's exactly what Santa needs on his team

[mediumgray@lemmy.ca]

Well, we know that they're typically referred to as male (as far as I know at least), so perhaps they're all transmasc?

[riverspirit@thelemmy.club]

Then how the reindeer loved her
As they moaned out with glee
"Vixen the Red-Flapped Reindeer
You'll go down in history"

[saharamaleikuhm@feddit.org]

So Santa is a furry, big deal. It's nearly 2025, if you are not a furry yet, what are you even doing with your life. Look, all I'm saying is life is too short to miss out on all the furry porn out there.

[bleistift2@sopuli.xyz]

Wait till you’re German and hear that name.

[speculater@lemmy.world]

If porn in the early 2000s taught me anything, your definition of vixen is incorrect.

[wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com]

Vixen isn't humanoid, and my understanding is that furries make a differentiation between anthro (humanoid) and actual animals.

So the real question is: does Vixen have sentience such that she can consent?

[lars@lemmy.sdf.org]

I was waiting till I was German but it took forever so I gave up and looked it up.

But I’ll have you know that I’m very familiar with wanking, but yes, it is a bit surprising to name your reindeer after foxes or wanks.

[lars@lemmy.sdf.org]

My Luigi body pillow is on back order and I gotta say I’m concerned about consent.