late stage

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Challenges in 2034:

• Survive infancy with no medical care except the LLM your assigned insurance conglomerate provides. (Which is only able to prescribe Ozempic and anxiolytics.
• Hack the pre-installed digitized Elon Musk consciousness out of your mandatory XTesLink(tm) Not-An-Enslavement-Device(tm) brain implant without letting him find out beforehand lest he trigger the built-in "re-education" module.
• Escape the coal mine without exceeding your quota of oxygen, triggering the alarm.
• Don't die of radiation poisoning. Or Sars-CoV-2029. Or high-velocity lead poisonin due to looking "ethnic" in the vicinity of a Paw Patrol(tm) robotic police unit.