See you all next year

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Commendable effort, but there's been great advances in trolling over the past decade and I implore you to study the literature.

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There is growing support for an all out ban. Since kids keep getting injured every year. And this year a kid died. And fireworks is often used against the emergency services during nye.

NickwithaC

WhY iS nObOdY hAViNg KiDs?!

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Because both parents are now expected to do this. Though I understand you were asking a rhetorical question.

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In my case, fill all four with the first frame. Not an alcoholic, wasn't party person even once in my life and sure as fuck I am not missing my yearly allowance to nuke the ever loving shit outta the sky. ^^

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I was busting my ass to feed ungrateful drunks until 4 AM.

metaStatic

Why would anyone answer a rhetorical question?

Lev_Astov

How many years? Why is it pluralized?

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I skipped straight from as a kid to now

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Top 3 upvoted post on lemmy for me, since I blocked all political content.

Tells you everything about your average lemming. Basement dwellers. This place is a queer wanna-be commie 4chan in disguise.

You folks need to go touch some grass.

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I'm in my 20s and I've had several new years of the panel 4 variety at this point.

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I was in bed by 10 watching Friends on TV

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I get woken up for it by idiots wasting a lot of money.

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New Year's was always my favorite holiday because I loved setting things on fire, but apparently I'm the kind of person now that gets a panic attack from the loud explosions. It sucks man

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New Year's was always my favorite holiday because I loved setting things on fire, but apparently I'm the kind of person now that

"is a pyromanial maniac and oh God he's coming this way"